Why My Niece is the Best Niece

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Many people claim that their niece is the best niece. I recently overheard this preposterous assertion in a café, and scoffed. Why? Because my niece (who just celebrated her birthday!) is the best niece, and empirical evidence backs up my claim:

She's a published author (her short story, "Dear Violet Brown," won an award from the public library and was published in their collection).
She excels at both math and drama: she regularly aces her math tests, and performs in plays.
She was the graduating class valedictorian in middle-school.
She loves ancient Greek mythology.
And most importantly, she has, objectively speaking, and without even the smallest semblance of uncertainty or merest modicum of doubt, the Best Uncle Ever!
(Note: When she was a little kid, I tried to get her to admit that I was the Best Uncle Ever. But she was disturbingly reluctant; she said that her Grampy was her favourite, to which I replied, YOUR GRAMPY IS NOT AN UNCLE.)